Thank You Fer Teh Job Oppertunity

Gentle reader:  whether you are looking for a new job, or you’re looking to be retained and/or promoted in your current organization, I beseech you, I beg you, I implore you. Please proof what you send to hiring authorities and decision-makers.  Emails, documents, etc.  It’s so sad and tragic when you don’t.  Repeatedly.

Seriously, stop it.  You need a job.

Speaking of which:  I’m not going to repeat verbatim in today’s blog post my blog post from last August, Write Your Life, Write Your Career.  Read my advice as a hiring authority and a decision-maker to you thereNot learning to write and proof to minimal business standards is, at the very least, a career-killer.

Those of you who don’t proof your work and are subsequently not hearing back from the job applications you submit:  I’m going to give you some brief yet poignant examples as to why:

  • state university of ny, albany ny

(Hint: it’s not proper grammar, and since I know for a fact that e.e. cummings is dead, you’re definitely not hearing back from me);

  • Shift Manger, Ruby Tuesday’s

(I love mangers, especially at this time of the year:  what does this have to do with your management experience?);

  • Sent From My Verizon Wireless mobile phone

(Not as impressive as it was a few years ago; now it’s definitely just lazy.  Not a real signature.  You can change this default signature yourself, just check the Verizon Wireless website or ask Tech Support at your local Verizon Wireless store);

  •  Subject:  Your Career Oppertunity

(Big ouch.  You misspelled the email subject line.  I don’t even open up your email, I just move it from my email Inbox to the Candidate Regret folder);

  • Education:  Saratoga Springs HiGh ScHool        

(I know font formatting in emails can get messed up in web transit; that’s why you should attach your C.V. as well as cut and paste your C.V. into the body of the email.  Otherwise, it’s like receiving an anonymous ransom note from a serial killer with a lack of attention to detail);

  •  Hi:  I’m interested in teh job.

(Hi.  You don’t know me, therefore “Hi” is inappropriately too familiar for a cover letter salutation.  And you misspelled “the.”   As the hiring authority, two strikes against you as the candidate.  We won’t be familiar any time soon).

Note: please consider any typos you find in this blog post as a pop quiz.


Pencil on resume text

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